Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.