What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...