The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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