The best black humor jokes

A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 63.13 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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