Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.