The best black humor jokes

Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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