Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
One step forward, 12 floors down.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.