What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...