The best black humor jokes

Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.14 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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has 63.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.05 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
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