The best black humor jokes

I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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