The best black humor jokes

Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.50 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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has 62.45 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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