The best black humor jokes

Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 63.56 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.04 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.77 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 62.76 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
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