Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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What goes: "Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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