The best black humor jokes

Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 63.59 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 63.54 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.55 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, black humor
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
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