The best black humor jokes

How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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