The best black humor jokes

What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
Vote:
has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
Vote:
has 56.47 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
Vote:
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
Vote:
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Vote:
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, "Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!" I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
Vote:
has 55.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Vote:
has 55.58 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Vote:
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
Vote:
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Vote:
has 55.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
<<<28293031
More jokes →
Page 28 of 53.