What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."