The best black humor jokes

A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 59.63 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 59.20 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
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