The best black humor jokes

I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
has 57.81 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
has 57.53 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
has 57.08 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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