The best black humor jokes

What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 58.93 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.71 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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