The best black humor jokes

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
has 57.81 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
has 57.29 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
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