What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped.
Saved myself a fiver.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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