The best black humor jokes

It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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