The best black humor jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.60 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 45.26 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 44.67 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
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