Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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