The best black humor jokes

Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 45.37 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
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