The best black humor jokes

Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 44.78 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 44.53 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 44.33 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 44.27 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 43.69 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
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