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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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