The best black humor jokes

Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 44.72 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 44.68 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 44.48 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
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