The best black humor jokes

Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 45.38 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 44.59 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
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