Q: How is spinach like anal sex?
A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window.
After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window.
After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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