The best black humor jokes

Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
has 45.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
has 44.82 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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