The best black humor jokes

What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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