An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!