The best black humor jokes

What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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