A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.