The best black humor jokes

Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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