Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.