Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.