The best black humor jokes

A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 44.02 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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