An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."