Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’