The best black humor jokes

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 44.21 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.68 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 42.14 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
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