A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’