Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.