The best black humor jokes

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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