The best black humor jokes

Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.04 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 42.68 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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