The best black humor jokes

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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