The best black humor jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 43.33 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 42.81 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 42.77 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
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