A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.