What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..