Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.