Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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