The best black humor jokes

My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...
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has 82.12 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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has 82.01 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer
The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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has 82.01 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: black humor
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!
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has 81.92 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, morbid, travel
I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."
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has 81.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, funeral
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
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has 81.83 % from 1054 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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has 81.60 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, old people
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped.
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has 81.50 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two kids were talking together. First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands." Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?" First: "Yes, of course." Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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has 81.46 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dad, dirty, kids
A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. "Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.." "Doctor..! How much time do I have..?" "Ten..." "Ten what? Months? Years? What?!" "Nine...Eight...Seven..."
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has 81.13 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
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