The best black humor jokes

"My parachute did not work." Said no one ever.
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has 82.72 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...
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has 82.25 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
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has 82.22 % from 1042 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport
Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick, "What school?"
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has 82.20 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family, school
The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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has 82.14 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two kids were talking together. First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands." Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?" First: "Yes, of course." Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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has 82.14 % from 553 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dad, dirty, kids
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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has 81.85 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, friendship
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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has 81.80 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer
I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."
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has 81.43 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, funeral
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped.
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has 81.37 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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