The best black humor jokes

Two kids were talking together. First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands." Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?" First: "Yes, of course." Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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has 81.11 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dad, dirty, kids
"Daddy, there is a man at the door. He says he is collecting for the nursing home." "That's perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment."
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has 81.02 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, family
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
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has 80.96 % from 586 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
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has 80.87 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, morbid, prison, women
A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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has 80.81 % from 587 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, wife
My friend's father died last night so I asked him "What was the cause of his father's death?" He said, "A bus passed over his finger!" I laughed and told him: "It is not a suitable cause." My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
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has 80.66 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, friendship, travel
A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. "Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.." "Doctor..! How much time do I have..?" "Ten..." "Ten what? Months? Years? What?!" "Nine...Eight...Seven..."
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has 80.54 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
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has 80.54 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, dog, mother in law, work
If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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has 80.50 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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has 80.50 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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