The best black humor jokes

Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say?,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”
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has 80.21 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, hospital
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?” The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”
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has 80.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, hospital, women
Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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has 80.13 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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has 80.12 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, hunting, wife
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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has 79.95 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, morbid, relationship, work
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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has 79.77 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, old people
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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has 79.75 % from 524 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.57 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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has 79.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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