Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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