The best black humor jokes

Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 33.96 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 33.60 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.27 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 33.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 33.09 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
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