Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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