how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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