What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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