Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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