The best black humor jokes

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 34.92 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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has 34.75 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 34.61 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 34.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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