The best black humor jokes

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 35.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.20 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.75 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 32.98 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
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