The best black humor jokes

Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 32.71 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
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