Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.