The best black humor jokes

What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 34.28 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.75 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 32.98 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.77 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
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