Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.