Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation.
She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her.
The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body.
He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat.
The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.
When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades.
...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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