Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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My wife beamed at me with pride and said, "Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!"
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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