The best blonde jokes

One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
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