The best blonde jokes

Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, death
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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