The best blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
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