Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"