Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.