Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!