A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.