The best blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
Vote:
has 58.43 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Vote:
has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
Vote:
has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
Vote:
has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Vote:
has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Vote:
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
Vote:
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, stupid
<<<35363738
More jokes →
Page 35 of 79.