The best blonde jokes

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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