The best blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
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