This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage? Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”