The best blonde jokes

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think..." "POOF!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model. Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes would get a fault in the gearbox after 15 minutes. The management apologized and gave her a new car. Again, after half an hour she came back. The management offered her a new car, but sent along one of their engineers to see if they could figure out what the problem was. She put in the first gear...speed up...put in second...third...fourth...fifth... “And now,” she said, “for the rocket,” and threw it in reverse.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, management
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, blonde
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
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