Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde.
Their all at the NASA space center.
The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon".
The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars".
He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun".
The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!