The best blonde jokes

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, stupid
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think..." "POOF!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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