A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”