The best blonde jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: birthday, blonde
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, stupid
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