The best blonde jokes

It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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