Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!