Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.