What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde.
Their all at the NASA space center.
The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon".
The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars".
He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun".
The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.