The best blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: birthday, blonde
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