The best blonde jokes

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, blonde
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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