Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Vote:
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card.
She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual.
The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”
The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!