Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model. Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes would get a fault in the gearbox after 15 minutes. The management apologized and gave her a new car. Again, after half an hour she came back. The management offered her a new car, but sent along one of their engineers to see if they could figure out what the problem was. She put in the first gear...speed up...put in second...third...fourth...fifth... “And now,” she said, “for the rocket,” and threw it in reverse.