The best blonde jokes

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist. Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home. The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself." The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror. The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
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