Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!