The best blonde jokes

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, death, health, hospital
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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has 49.87 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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