The best blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days. "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, genie, ginger
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
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