The best blonde jokes

A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
Vote: has 52.31 % from 57 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde, military
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde, holiday
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?  A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: airplane, blonde
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: blonde


<<<46474849
More jokes →
Page 46 of 78.