The best blonde jokes

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, death, health, hospital
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days. "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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