The best blonde jokes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, holiday
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is. She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
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