The best blonde jokes

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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