The best blonde jokes

She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, holiday
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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