A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated." What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across. The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across. Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A blonde at a flashing red light!
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.