The best blonde jokes

There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, work
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, dog, love
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?  A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out. "I will grant you each a wish," he said. "Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try." "I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away. "I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately. The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man." She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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