Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it.
One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp.
Dusting it off, the genie came out.
"I will grant you each a wish," he said.
"Why not," thought the blondes.
"It's worth a try."
"I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island".
She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.
"I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately.
The third and last blonde thought for a while.
"I want to be a man."
She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”
The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”
“No, I drove here.”