The best blonde jokes

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were running from the cops when they came upon three empty sacks laying in front of a closed store. "Let's hide in these and the cops won't find us!" said the red head, and they each dove into the sacks. The brunet hid in one that said CAT. The red head hid in one that said DOG, and the blonde hid in one that said POTATOS. When the cops came by, they saw the bags and said: "Maybe they're in these sacks. Kick one of them." to the other. The other cop kicked the bag the brunet was in that said CAT and she said: "Meow!". So the cop kicked the second bag with the red head that said DOG. She said once kicked: "Woof!". So the cop moved on to the final sack that said POTATOS and kicked it. The blonde cried out: "Potatos!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, food, ginger
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, dog, love
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