Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"