The best blonde jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
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