How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
There’s whiteout on the screen.
How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer?
There’s writing on the whiteout.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."