The best blonde jokes

A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
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A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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