What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."