How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."