The best blonde jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 24.97 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
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