What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."