Three blondes enter a bar.
They are happy, dancing and singing.
The barman asks them:
What are you girls celebrating?
We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish.
So? The barman asks.
On the box wrought 2-4 years!
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere?
Because they all painted themselves blond.
A blond whines at her mother:
Mother, I’m impregnate!
What?
Where the hell was you’re head?
What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.