The best blonde jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, ginger
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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