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Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car. The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents. He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out. The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing. After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down. Your personal check for the full $30,000.”
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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