The best blonde jokes

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
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Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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