The best blonde jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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