A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that TV please?"
The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes."
So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says, "Excuse me can i buy that TV please?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are."
So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery.
She then comes back and says
"Excuse me, can I buy that TV please?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"
Vote:
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Black boxes.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.