The best blonde jokes

What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 22.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
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