What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room