The best blonde jokes

What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
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