The best blonde jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 22.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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