A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.