How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses.
Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.