What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"