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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
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What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
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Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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