Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.