How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.