There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’