Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Three blondes enter a bar.
They are happy, dancing and singing.
The barman asks them:
What are you girls celebrating?
We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish.
So? The barman asks.
On the box wrought 2-4 years!
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.
The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.
So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.
The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.
The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.
The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?
The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
Vote:
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?