How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break?
"It's too hard to re-train them."
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.