The best blonde jokes

What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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