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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
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