The best blonde jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
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