What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
Vote:
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a long look.
"As a matter of fact, I do."
"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette.
"Are his flashers on?"
The blonde turned around again.
"Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?