Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.