The best blonde jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
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What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
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How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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