Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she’s pregnant.