The best blonde jokes

Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.38 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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