The best blonde jokes

Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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