Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"