A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."