What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have."
The other to asked how.
She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy".
The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break?
"It's too hard to re-train them."
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.