The best blonde jokes

If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.66 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 27.63 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
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