The best blonde jokes

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.

Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!