The best blonde jokes

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.66 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that TV please?" The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes." So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says, "Excuse me can i buy that TV please?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are." So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery. She then comes back and says "Excuse me, can I buy that TV please?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
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