How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.