How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Vote:
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.