The best celebrity jokes

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking? A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, phone
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?" 2nd Officer: "Who?" 1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!" 2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?" 1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, cop
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