The best celebrity jokes

Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
Vote: has 18.69 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, sport
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
Vote: has 18.64 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, celebrity, drunk
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Vote: has 17.31 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, drug, music
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
Vote: has 16.16 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, money
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
Vote: has 16.16 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, sport
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
Vote: has 13.67 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Vote: has 12.98 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, IT