The best celebrity jokes

J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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