Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.