The best celebrity jokes

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, medical, music
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
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