The best celebrity jokes

Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, medical, music
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
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