The best celebrity jokes

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, medical, music
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
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