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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, holiday, Thanksgiving
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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