The best celebrity jokes

Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 44.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 42.56 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
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