The best celebrity jokes

Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
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