The best celebrity jokes

Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 44.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 42.56 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
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