The best celebrity jokes

When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
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