The best celebrity jokes

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
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