The best celebrity jokes

Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 44.37 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 44.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
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