Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.