The best christian jokes

Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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