The best Christmas jokes

Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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