The best Christmas jokes

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 58.88 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music