The best Christmas jokes

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas, fart, life
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 59.63 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 59.00 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving