The best Christmas jokes

A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 58.14 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 57.31 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist