The best Christmas jokes

You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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