To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.