The best Christmas jokes

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 65.43 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
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