The best Christmas jokes

You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 61.16 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
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has 60.30 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, fart
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest