The best Christmas jokes

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 58.88 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex