The best Christmas jokes

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 65.26 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 64.13 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving