The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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