The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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