Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.