The best Chuck Norris jokes

No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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