Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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