The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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