The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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