Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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