Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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