The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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