The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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