Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.