Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.