The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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