Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.