Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.