The best Chuck Norris jokes

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Vote:
has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<226227228229
More jokes →
Page 226 of 250.