The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.