The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, drug
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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