The best Chuck Norris jokes

What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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