The best Chuck Norris jokes

Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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