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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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