The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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