There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".