Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!