The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
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