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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.