The best Chuck Norris jokes

There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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