The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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