Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.