The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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