The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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