What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.