The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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