The best Chuck Norris jokes

Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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