The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.