The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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