Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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