The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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