Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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