The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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