The best Chuck Norris jokes

A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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