The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.