Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".