The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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