The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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