Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.