The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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