Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!