Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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