Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.