The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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