Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.