The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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