Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!