Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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