Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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