Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Vote:
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote:
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Vote: