Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.