Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.