The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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