Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.