The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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