The best Chuck Norris jokes

One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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