The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".