One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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