The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, drug
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Vote:
has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
<<<228229230231
More jokes →
Page 228 of 247.