Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.