The best Chuck Norris jokes

Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
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