The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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