Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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