The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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