Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.