The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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