Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.