The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.