The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
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