The best Chuck Norris jokes

The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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