The best Chuck Norris jokes

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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