Chuck Norris can stop the music.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."