Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!