The best Chuck Norris jokes

I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
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