AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.