Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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