Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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