The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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