Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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