The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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