The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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