The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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