AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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