The best Chuck Norris jokes

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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