The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.