The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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