The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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