If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.