The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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