The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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