The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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