Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.