Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.