If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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