The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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has 22.01 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 21.79 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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has 21.29 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 21.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.67 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 14.85 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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