The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 21.14 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 20.74 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 18.29 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.53 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 14.17 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
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