The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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has 21.43 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 21.37 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 20.74 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.60 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 15.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
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