The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 21.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 21.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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has 21.06 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 20.62 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.67 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 17.45 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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