Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.