The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 21.79 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 21.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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has 21.06 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 20.62 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 20.19 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.67 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 15.45 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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