The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 21.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 20.99 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 19.79 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 18.29 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.53 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 8.88 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
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