Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.