The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 24.38 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.61 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 23.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.41 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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has 22.34 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 21.79 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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