Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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