The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.84 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 23.32 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 23.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.78 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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has 22.34 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 22.02 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 21.79 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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