The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 24.51 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 24.08 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 23.18 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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has 22.34 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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