Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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