Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.