Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.