Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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