Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.