Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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