Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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