Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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