Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Vote:
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Vote:
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Vote:
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Vote:
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Vote:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Vote:
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Vote: