Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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