Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."