Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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