Joke #3798

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Vote:
has 21.01 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Vote:
has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Vote:
has 68.65 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Vote:
has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Vote:
has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Vote:
has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris