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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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