Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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A: Thunder.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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