Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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