Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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