Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Vote:
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Vote:
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Vote:
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Vote:
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Vote:
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Vote: