Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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