Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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