Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.