Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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