Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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