Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.