If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.