If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.