When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.