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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, viagra
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 74.05 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
A woman asked her lover, "Would you keep f*ck me that much even after marriage? He replied, "Sure dear, if your husband had no objection."
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has 74.03 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
Friend pisses me off so I poked holes in his condom the night before he uses it. Three months later... my mom's pregnant.
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has 73.93 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
A woman wants everything from one man. A man wants one thing from all the women.
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has 73.91 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?" I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
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has 73.80 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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