The best dirty jokes

If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.'' He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.'' He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same thing: ''Who do you wish to marry?'' She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
Teacher: How we use the light? Pupil: To suck it? Teacher: Why do you say so? Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
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