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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 65.11 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him. "What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" "Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, parrot, sex
On a pair of boxers: Caution! Contains nuts.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teacher: How we use the light? Pupil: To suck it? Teacher: Why do you say so? Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
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