Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were.
One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow.
The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee.
The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
What did the two tampons say to eachother?
Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
A mother without any pant was playing with her son.
The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet?
Mother: "My sweet that is a brush."
Son: "Where is it's bundle?"
Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
Vote:
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head?
A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her.
"...........dishes."
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!”
The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.”
Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked.
Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.”
And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.