Joke #11636

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.

Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

A man walks into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender, six shots!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow six shots, whats the occasion?" The man replies , "First bl*wjob!" The bartender then pours him a seventh shot and says, "Congrats man, this ones on me." The man then says , "Man if six shots cant get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will!"

If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses

Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.

"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!