Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand.
Whatever mate, I've got two night stands.
Either side of my bed.
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"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
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Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
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"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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