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A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common? They both get harder the longer you play with them.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 65.81 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back.'
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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has 65.79 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
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