A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!