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A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back.'
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common? They both get harder the longer you play with them.
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Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 65.41 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
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