The best dirty jokes

Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 65.27 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex, wife
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs. "That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there. "No," he said, "it's got teeth." "Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!" "Well, I'm not surprised," the man said. "Not with gums like that."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t." "But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies. "But, I do."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common? They both get harder the longer you play with them.
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, travel
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