Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.