The best dirty jokes

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 63.80 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ugly
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 63.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 63.36 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: 20.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the h*ndjobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, dog
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