Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
One day a mom and her son went to the zoo. There they saw two monkeys having sex. The son asked "What are they doing?". The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said. Later that night he saw there mom doing it. In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."