The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
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