Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what."
Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready."
Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave."
Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know."
Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you."
Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does."
Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry."
Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red."
Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going."
Her: "I'm really on my period."
Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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