The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, winter
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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