The best disgusting jokes

Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, winter
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