Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon. 
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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