The best disgusting jokes

Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
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