Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
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What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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