Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon. 
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Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Mom! I'm a 3D printer!
Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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