The best disgusting jokes

Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, winter
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: April fools, disgusting
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
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